Oof, shouldn't have had that last flaming lambo last night Early Risers
- get out of bed and do morning stretches / poncy yoga poses for a bit before hitting the shower
- alternatively, get in 5km on the treadmill before most of us wake up and probably eat babies for breakfast
- alternatively, get in 5km on the treadmill before most of us wake up and probably eat babies for breakfast
- watch Friends reruns while getting ready
- send out work emails annoyingly early
- have digestive systems that work like clockwork
- have annoyingly neat hair and impeccably applied make-up
- send out work emails annoyingly early
- have digestive systems that work like clockwork
- have annoyingly neat hair and impeccably applied make-up
- have a superiority complex because they are entitled to leave office earlier than the rest of us latecomers
- are a bit useless after midnight
- have no friends
Night Owls
Night Owls
- eat carb heavy lunches, yum
- come to work with wet hair
- drink coffee intravaneously
- best friend is undereye concealer
- are lane cutting, speeding assholes on the road in the morning
- schedule meetings after 10am
- schedule after work drinks at 7pm
- are FilesTube enthusiasts (access to nocturnal entertainment)
- come to work with wet hair
- drink coffee intravaneously
- best friend is undereye concealer
- are lane cutting, speeding assholes on the road in the morning
- schedule meetings after 10am
- schedule after work drinks at 7pm
- are FilesTube enthusiasts (access to nocturnal entertainment)
- loves spontaneous karaoke sessions
- are, lets face it, fucking awesome people
2 comments:
i knew it! i've long suspected that they eat babies
I still like the "Wake up early-do some work-siesta!-stay up at night."
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